I read recently that women, although they're not as proliffic as men in the trumping stakes, they do some pretty eggy whiffs! What are your views on this?
2006-10-27 06:32:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
When dating my hubby I told him I had a medical condition that meant I could not fart-there is a medical condition for this-and he believed me! Everytime I farted, someone else in our company got the blame from him! If we were alone, I would leave the room to do the biz. This went on for 3 years until we married and one very cold winter night in bed while he spooned me, I left off this huge rasping fart on his thigh...........well, I have never seen him move so fast in my life........still reckons he married me under false pretence!
2006-10-27 06:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
we have to pretend we dont. You men would all have something to say if us women went around burping and farting like you lot do. My boyf likes to pretend that women dont have a back passage for that purpose lol.
2006-10-27 06:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
somebody lied whilst they wrote that. women do no longer do issues like that. in the event that they do it will be silent yet violent and innocently seem on the canines or the guy next to them , shake their heads with a disgusted seem on their face and flow away as quickly as they might.
2016-11-25 23:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do and i rate them out of ten based on smell and sound...i'm such a ladette! Tho i would never do this in public.
2006-10-27 10:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody I know always says "do you ever fart?" because I never do it in front of people I just think it is repulsive for a lady to fart in front of people.
2006-10-27 06:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by fajita 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well they say the silent ones are the worst...and women definitely do silent ones!!
I myself am quite happy to silently blow off in front of my partner or my mum...but if it's anyone else, then I will hold it in and suffer the consequences of trapped wind! I never outwardly admit that it's me...I have two children, one dog, and three cat's to blame!!
2006-10-27 06:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anon 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
i did lastnight
my friend was fostered with a girl who used top fart really bad and when ever she did one she would say "ooh i just popped off!"
2006-10-27 06:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's not "Proper" or "lady like" for women to fart or burp,so they don't admit it because it would be frowned upon
2006-10-27 06:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by XeRoX 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah women feel embarrassed when they fart so they blame someone else lol
2006-10-27 07:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they like it so much they keep it all to themselves in private.
2006-10-27 07:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Catdirtplex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋