he has no arms, so asks the guy at the next urinal, to help him, so he can pee. The guy obliges him, pulls down his zip, and gets his dick out. The bloke says thanks, and proceeds to pee, at which point, the guy notices his dick is covered in scabs, and puss. The guy then asks the bloke to help him put it away again, so reluctantly, he shakes his dick, and puts it back in his pants, and zips him up. The guy says, thanks mate, and goes to walk out, so the bloke says, hey, i`m sorry to ask, but what is all that gunge and scabs on your dick? The guy, pulls his arms through his sleeves, and says, dunno.....but i`m not touching it!
2006-10-27 06:29:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! Very funny!
That just made my day! I needed a laugh!
2006-10-27 06:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Vic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really worth the reading lmao
2006-10-27 06:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, and from the looks of your typing, I'd guess you're English or British, I'm F/ the US.
Wow, jokes sure do get around!!!
2006-10-27 06:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by jirstan2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww lol
2006-10-27 06:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by katem1992 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting, but it made me laugh
2006-10-30 08:40:53 · answer #5 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww!!
That is really gross, but funny at the same time!! :)
2006-10-27 06:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, first to make me laugh out loud,,,,,,!!
2006-10-27 06:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty sick. Funny, though.
2006-10-27 06:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's gross and horrid, but I loved it!
2006-10-27 06:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he like that one got any more
2006-10-27 06:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by paulette7618 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋