A ninety-year-old man living in a rest home was granted a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar, sat at the end, and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year-old woman at the other end of the bar, and told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As the evening progressed, the old man joined the lady, and they went to her apartment, where they got stinky and wrinkly. Four days later, the old man noticed that he had developed a drip, and headed to the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently. The old man said, ''Sure!'' The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived. ''Sure, why?'' asked the old man. ''Well you’d better get over there,'' replied the doctor, ''You’re about to come!''
2006-10-27 06:19:56 · 15 answers · asked by keylow 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uuguuhhh!!! lol....didnt know whether to laugh or cry from disgust.
2006-10-27 06:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is some nasty but halarious stuff. Good one. May I add this was really original... never heard anything like it.
2006-10-27 06:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeewww!
That is probaby the sickest joke I 've read in a while! Well done!
2006-10-27 06:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by sammi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO Good one! Finally one I haven't heard before!!
2006-10-27 06:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAP liked that one to CLAP CLAP CLAP thumbs up again
2006-10-27 06:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.slow and steady wins the race?
2006-10-27 06:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by fleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats my kinda man!!! :)
2006-10-27 07:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so awful its good - lmao
2006-10-27 06:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew!!!! funny
2006-10-27 09:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, That is wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much. Good One. :O)
2006-10-27 06:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋