After having some freinds over to my place the other night, I am simply curious as to what is the best way to take a piss? You lift the seat and then fire away, splashing on top of the bowl, on the floor and on the back of the seat...We need some solutions to this, someone need to invent a device that limits 'the splash' without having to buy a urinal...
Please tell me if you have a secret way of aiming that makes less of a mess...
2006-10-27 05:50:35 · 16 answers · asked by JRockLC25 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
AMANDA- No problem...It simply needs to be addressed. Hopefully in all our wisdom we can come up with a solution here today!
2006-10-27 06:57:14 · update #1
jizzi- Is that true about sitting and prostate cancer? Do you have a source?
2006-10-27 06:59:01 · update #2
pinduck85- I like your idea of aiming above the waterline, but even still, you can miss your target and then hit the area where the seat connects to the toilet and that's a pain to clean...
2006-10-27 07:00:39 · update #3
HelloGorgeous- I like the idea, but does that mean every male has to put his private part into the same funnel?
2006-10-27 07:01:41 · update #4
Its be cause we women have to clean it up.
Did you know that if you sit down to wee, you are less likely to develop prostate cancer.
UPDATED
Yes mate it is true.
2006-10-27 06:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by jizzi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have the perfect solution. Sit down. lol. I know, I know. Maybe a higher toilet, so simple laws of physics can take place. ie. if a liquid has a long way to travel to it's destination, it is less accurate and splashes more than if it has a shorter way to travel. Pour water out of a bottle into a sink, holding it up 3 feet. Then do the same thing a foot above the sink. See what I mean?
2006-10-27 05:55:07 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Aim for the section of the bowl just above the waterline.
2006-10-27 05:58:48 · answer #3 · answered by pinduck85 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw some cheerios into the bowl and aim at them. hold your peener really steady and don't look away when you are peeing.or just sit down and pee, why is it so important to be standing, is it a macho thing or something?
2006-10-27 21:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout a really big funnel. Then when everyone has tinkled, bleach & clean it really well, then use it as a beer bong.
LOL Awesome question.
2006-10-27 05:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by Rocker Chick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, technically you could sit down everytime. You wouldn't have to wipe anything like the laddies and you would eliminate the splashing. you do this evertime you have to poop. You don't stand up and pee and then sit down and poop if you have to poop so make a habit of sitting down everytime. As far as others you cannot inforce this. Just tell their dirty a s s e s not to make a mess and if they do piss allover make them clean it up
2006-10-27 05:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Beano4aReason 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Sit on the seat and your spouse/significant other...and prob. everybody else will be much happier! Plus...you won't get those nasty toilet germs sprayin up all over you.
2006-10-27 06:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by SieglindeDieNibelunge 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jizzi is right about sitting and weeing
2006-10-28 16:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Moo 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
put a cup of Cheerios next to the toilet and tell everyone to drop ONE into the toilet before peeing and it will give them something to aim at.........works for my 3yr old :)
2006-10-27 06:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by thunder31634 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sit facing the toilet water tank or reservoir, point and drizzle away.....
2006-10-27 20:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋