You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
2006-10-27 05:48:30 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get off the merry-go-round!!
2006-10-27 05:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm... Let's see.... you could:
1) Drive into the valley and say you were forced off the road. Sue the helicopter company and pilot for your injuries and a new car.
2) Honk loudly and obnoxiously and hope the pig or the idiot driving the fire truck get the h&!! out of your way and learn to drive!
3) 1. Put on your hazard lights and slow down very gradually in order to let the fire engine pass and be able to move into the left hand lane. The helicopter will be warned by your lights and will need to accomodate by flying up or slowing down as well.
2006-10-27 06:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lust to make money regardless of the outcomes to others. money comes previously each and every thing else. As for different posters here talking approximately honor and the family contributors etc. all i will say is they for sure have not at all spent any time in China. if that they had executed they might know that those ideals are thoroughly incorrect. Honor, integrity, truthfullness etc. etc. merely would not exist interior the chinese language charecter. Dont have self assurance the lies you have been informed relating to the chinese language human beings, they don't have everywhere interior the civilised international.
2016-11-25 23:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the merry go round, heard it so many times on here the past couple of days.
2006-10-27 06:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
off the merry goround accualy wait for the merry go round to stop then get off
2006-10-27 05:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by joanie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slow down
2006-10-27 07:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by pixie007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the merry go round
2006-10-27 06:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by bob b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drift over the giant pig
LOL
2006-10-27 06:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the merry-go-round, this was on here a couple of days ago
2006-10-27 05:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by DAVID H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the merry go round i heard this one alredi lol xxxx
2006-10-27 05:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋