2006-10-27 05:48:10 · 32 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Health ➔ Mental Health
i would wait til Monday if i were you, no use in missing a perfectly good weekend. oh, then Halloween is on Tuesday......then all the Thanksgiving stuff comes out.......then you gotta think about the year end Holiday season......then New Years.....then it's my mom's birthday.......hell, man.......sorry, but there's just no good time for it......my magic eight ball says 'NO'.
2006-10-27 06:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by melissa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Cool Hacker, I do not know how old you are and i do not know what has happend in your life in order to ask such a question. But i am going to tell you ,,,,No Baby,,,,,, No !! Listen Cool,,,,,, a lobotomy is when a doctor (an insane doctor that does mal-practice and Does not Care about anyone) removes the whole frontal lobe from your brain. After that procedure is done then you are just a living Vegetable with no thought process at all. You are then placed in a Home if a relative can not look after you or take care of you 100% of the time and people make decisions for you ,,,,,like when you do or dont have to go to the bathroom. If a person doesnt know that you need to go to the bathroom then you wet your pants. Honey,,,,,,,,,,, really i am being Serious !!! I do not know what is having you ask such a ? but i can tell you right now ,,,,,,,, Baby there is nothing in this world that could possibly happen to you which is so negative that makes you want to have a lobotomy performed on yourself. Baby Do Not Do That !! Things will get better ,,,,,,,,,,, what ever it is that has happened. Always look at the bright side. You are not homless and living in a card board box. You are not at a street sign holding a sign up that says need work and food. Baby,,,,,, you have got money to afford the internet. You have food, shelter, clothing, a job,,,,,,,, you exist !! Baby do not do that to yourself. I know that you and i do not know each other ,,,,,,,,,,,,But i Care! Listen,,,,,,,if you need someone to talk to or chat with about anything or something that is bothering you, or if you need an idea or a suggestion or opinion then email me or IM me. Baby take care and if i dont hear from you then ,,,,good luck.
2006-10-27 06:08:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There have been a lot of jokes posted in answering your questions, but seriously...
First off, how old are you?
Secondly, what is your reason for wanting a lobotomy?
Thirdly, why would you risk a procedure that could leave you like a vegetable? I would have to believe that being a vegetable is far worse than anything you are suffering from right now.
2006-10-27 07:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by AutumnLilly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lobotomy was invented in the 1940s or 50s (?) by a portuguese doctor called Egas Moniz, who subsequently won the Nobel Prize for it!
For some reason, despite the fact that he's one of only 2 portruguese Nobel prizewinners, his name never crops up in "Best Portuguese of all time" type competitions....
Don't do it mate - you have so much to give the world, fallible as you are!
2006-10-27 06:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by Alyosha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to quote an old song,"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than to have a frontal lobotomy, two different ways to kill the pain the same"
2006-10-27 05:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure!
lobotomies are much less invasive than they used to be....
nowdays, they can effectively scramble your frontal lobes just by going through your eye socket. no need to saw through your skull. In and out, no muss no fuss. No overnight stay at the hospital required!
2006-10-27 06:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's my advice..... A full bottle in front of me is better than a full frontal lobotomy
2006-10-27 05:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not a good idea to get a lobotomy
2006-10-27 06:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go where? The only place in the UK that did them closed at least 8 years ago and even then they were modified and used primarily for people suffering from primary obsessive slowness, they had a 50% success rate I believe.
2006-10-27 05:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its implementation has been sporadic and faddish, and is now almost universally shunned as inappropriate. So I think that you will have a very hard time getting one. Though I did watch this show on television where poeple were drilling holes into their own head, and it seemed to imrove their life...mabye that will work for you.
2006-10-27 05:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by jennyve25 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋