I had a wet dream last night,,,,i pi**ed myself when you fell off a cliff.........
A train is about to crash,,,, a frantic vigin strips off and says" can anyone make me feel like a woman before i die?
so a man takes off all his clothes and says " iron these"
He came to me one night....explored my body,,,licked, sucked swallowed and had his fill ,,when satisfied he left,,,,i was hurt,,,,,
DAME MOSIQUITO
2006-10-27 05:42:14 · 12 answers · asked by chelsea 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lame.
2006-10-27 05:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by aholmes12003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. Kinda sounds like a fast man there. Buzz Buzz
2006-10-27 12:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chelsea thats a good on girl so thumbs up
2006-10-27 14:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats good, another one for you.
little johnny is learning about structuring sentences at school and the teacher asks each one of the students in her class to construct a sentence with the word Beautiful in it, twice.
Little Mary puts her hnd up and says 'my mum bought me a beautiful dress and it looked beautiful on.'
'Very good' says the teacher
Little Tommy put his hand up and says 'My mum baked us a beautiful cake, and it tasted beautiful.'
'Excellent' says the teacher.
Little Johnny puts up his hand and says 'My sister told my dad she was pregnant last night and he said 'Beautiful, F*****G Beautiful....'
2006-10-27 12:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by charlotte66621442000 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those were pretty good, the 2nd one was hilarious!
2006-10-27 12:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by vegasbrother99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i lauhed lol..2 dopes together eh lol
2006-10-27 14:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by lippylisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there a question here or are you just bored.
wish i was a mosquito
2006-10-27 12:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-10-27 13:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht is pretty funny lol
2006-10-31 12:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad could do better
2006-10-28 17:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋