Yeah but HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS HUNG OVER?
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your butt. Then to top it all off -- Death sounds pretty good about right now........
2006-10-27 06:33:05
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answered by pooterosa 5
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I'll bet you either had very little or nothing at all to eat last night. Drinking 101: Never drink on an empty stomach !
2006-10-27 05:42:43
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answered by jim 6
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Good one! Best joke I've heard all day!!
2016-03-28 09:17:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Did you smoke with the beers
2006-10-27 07:30:56
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answered by mdk2121 3
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Wonder why after only such a small amount of alchohol?
2006-10-27 05:44:05
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answered by Anonymous
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You are dehydrated.
Drink plenty of fluids. Fluids without alcohol.
2006-10-27 05:42:20
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answered by Nep-Tunes 6
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Well aren't you the cool one -_- alcohol abuse isn't funny or clever, and i hope you realise that before it's too late.
2006-10-27 05:43:19
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answered by Anonymous
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I think it was the tenth beer that did it, next time stick to nine!!
2006-10-27 05:41:41
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answered by Anonymous
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now onder !
weiss beers ?
aren;t they made from old panther piss
2006-10-27 05:41:50
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answered by rottentothecore 5
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light weight!
2006-10-27 07:26:14
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answered by dave a 5
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