We are all going to be Bum's at work for Halloween. Anyone have idea's on what our signs should say.
2006-10-27 05:37:26 · 9 answers · asked by mary1977ok 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well, you couls incorporate what you do at work in them...
like...
"Will work for (what you do or sell)"
"Need money for (what you do or sell)"
~OR~
"Need cash for alcohol research!" <~~~ hilarious...
"Ninja's killed my family. Need money for kung-fu (or karate) lessons!"
"Could lie and say i need to feed my family of 4, but why lie I need money for booze can ya help me?"
"if you don't want to help me, that's ok, i won't chase you"
"I need to make a down payment on a cheeseburger!"
"It doesn't take a Rockefella to help a Fella"
"Try to hit me with a quarter" <~~~ that one's funny!
"I'm not going to lie, I need money to buy beer"
"Because if you were me you would want a drink too!" <~~that one too...
"I NEED A GIRLFRIEND(or boyfriend), BUT WILL SETTLE FOR A CIGARETTE!!"
lol... i just googled "funny bum signs" and "funny homeless signs" and it brought up a lot... i got most of these from this website... http://www.yelp.com/topic/sgkjO062ts_M_hAUw2XYXw
well, good luck in coming up with something... i hope i helped and have fun!!!
2006-10-27 06:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man was being honest. And for all of you curious individual wondering why the man isn't out looking for a job: He's probably homeless. So therefore he can't shower and shave and get cleaned up to apply for jobs. Ask around and see how many people would hire a homeless person. You have no idea what happened to this man. He probably had a good life until something tragic happened in his life. He could have lost everything he had trying to save his child or wife. Or could have lost his child and wife then lost his will to go on with a normal life and drinking is what he turned to. Be a little more sympathetic. Magster
2016-05-22 00:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why lie need money for beer and drugs there is a guy here in dallas that holds a signs that says that
will work for beer drugs sex or sex
i would have made a better sign but i need money for that
2006-10-27 06:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will Work For Booze. LOL
2006-10-27 06:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by Kristen K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Will work for a raise.
Our boss got a raise and all we got were thses lousy costumes.
:O)
2006-10-27 06:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So is this what you do everyday or just on halloween?
2006-10-27 05:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Will work for better pay
piss off your boss
2006-10-27 06:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by tribute_13 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try giving some suggestions urself.. and u might receive some.. sorry if i'm not helping...
2006-10-27 05:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"WILL WORK FOR PEANUTS"
"I GOT ALL DRESSED UP TO COME HERE?"
2006-10-27 06:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋