First he goes to jail for rape,
Recently he said he wanted to box a girl.
Now, he says me wants to be a gigalo.
What a joke.
BTW- Boxing chicks and becoming a male gigalo doesn't do much to defend his stance that was innocent of the rape!
2006-10-27 05:33:14 · 12 answers · asked by Fitty4ex 3 in Sports ➔ Boxing
Top Ten Tyson Jokes
NO. 10
Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all.
NO. 9
This gives new meaning to "box lunch."
NO. 8
Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"
NO. 7
Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.
NO. 6
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
NO. 5
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory
NO. 4
Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."
NO. 3
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
NO. 2
Slogans for Tys * The T * Da * * Ear-Reconcilable Differences
NO. 1
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that "it tasted like chicken."
2006-10-27 05:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What's a bigger [and more pathetic] joke is that somehow what Mike Tyson does somehow reflects boxing on the whole...
The guy fought in a damn exhibition and I wake up the next morning and ESPN 'SportsCenter' devotes a few minutes to him, but they can't find it in their hearts to give a few minutes to current elite fighters...
If I had a nickel, check that a penny, for every silly thing said by Mike Tyson I would be retired right now...
Fact is, Tyson aint boxing a 'chick' and since when does becoming a male gigalo mean guilt in a crime from a decade ago? That is so old news and silly to bring up...
Half the questions on Yahoo! Answers in the 'Boxing' section surround a fighter that was in his prime in the late 80's....Thats the bigger joke...That supposed fight fans come here to ask boxing questions and all they can mumble are 'What-if' scenerios involving Tyson versus every other heavyweight from 1880 on and silly ones like this...
2006-10-27 08:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by JRockLC25 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it's absurd, but, it could be worse. He could have a talk show, a la Tyra Banks. Or he could be on Dancing with the Stars or some sheee-at like that. Imagine Tyson in a play like Hamlet. Mike Tyson is a confused mf. He pissed through millions doing stupid stuff and now he's reaping the benefits of such idiotic behavior. He's always been a joke, he just used to be a scary one. Of course, I'd never say that to his face.
2006-10-27 06:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by standinghampton11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mike Tyson becomes more of a joke with every second he lives LOL
2006-10-27 05:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Brian C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tyson is the most overrated boxer ever and a complete joke.
2006-10-27 14:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could he be a bigger a joke, Yes he can, All he needs to do is step back in the ring. What a ******* joke......my Mrs could kick his *** in a fight JEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2006-10-27 05:40:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sharky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet at some point, he'll prove to you that yes, indeed, it is possible for him to be a bigger joke.
2006-10-27 05:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Terri A 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just wait until he get even more desperate for cash!
2006-10-27 10:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Bo V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could be a bigger joke, just give it more time.
2006-10-27 05:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He's shot and broke, end of story.
2006-10-27 05:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by Brent 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋