It was a little boy's first day in school and the teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received.
When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you know what it is?" Jimmy replied "No."
The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." Little Jimmy did so. The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?" Little Jimmy said "Nooooo."
The teacher said, "I'll give you a hint...it is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work." A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams
"JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT.......IT'S A PIECE OF AZZ!"
2006-10-27 05:32:19 · 15 answers · asked by bklynmka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO, that was good.
2006-10-27 05:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by deesel_12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's say Jimmy's Mum gives his Dad a "candy S-h-i-t", every morning before his Dad goes to work.
2006-10-27 05:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by JILMAAL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this is a joke, but OMG, why did those parents let that little girl hear that?!
Still it's funny. LOL
2006-10-27 05:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by jam_please 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH kinda funny
2006-10-27 05:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute I loved it
2006-10-27 05:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by bskinner1975 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny,
2006-10-27 05:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by gus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-10-27 06:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...now i cant stop laughing.LOL
2006-10-27 06:34:34 · answer #8 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is hilarious...cant stop laughing.....
2006-10-27 05:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHH BABY YOU ARE HOT !
2006-10-27 05:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by rottentothecore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋