These are some funny jokes… enjoy!
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
I will give 10 points 2 the best answer...
2006-10-27 05:28:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I personally dont think all of them are funny but I found them on a website and I felt like posting them....
2006-10-27 05:47:08 · update #1
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'Ibelive I Can Fly')
♫ I belive I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Mchael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-10-28 17:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last joke was kinda funny, but the rest of them were lame.
2006-10-27 05:31:05 · answer #2 · answered by macloveskingtut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't find it funny in the least. Corny, yes, funny no. Or perhaps it's just my femininity that's getting to me as Reader's Digest suggests.
2006-10-27 05:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by obssdgb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the jokes are all based on 'Haha! One of the people in the joke is stupid!'. Sorry, but those jokes are depressingly bad, especially the first one.
2006-10-27 05:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by Jethro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont need 10 points but these jokes are really GREAT
2006-10-27 05:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by subha_rjs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is.
2006-10-27 05:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THe oral one was funny
2006-10-27 06:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by vegasbrother99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-Iike the description part. Its one of those retarted questions people tend to ask. In NY you get lots of those.
2006-10-27 05:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by ourfuturein123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all. I didn't laugh even once. Better luck next time.
2006-10-27 05:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler...and I woke up exhausted...
the jokes...not so funny
2006-10-27 05:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by jasonstroble 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋