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This old guy was tired of being a burden to his son so he decided they would look for a nursery home. The next day they visited the first one and the old man said not this one it's too dark inside, so they reach the second one and the old man says it stinks in here, finally they reach the third one and the old man says this is the one! The old man receives a sponge bath the next morning from a pretty nurse, and as she washes him he gets a hard on, so the nurse has sex with him. The old man was so excited he calls his son and says this place is great I don't ever want to leave here! He decides to walk down the hall to the rec room to play checkers. As he walks he falls and this gay orderly comes along and pumps him in the azz. This made the old man very mad so he calls his son and says come take me away from this damn place and his son said dad you just told me you loved it there and the old man said hell my dik only gets hard once a month shyt I fall down 3 or 4 times a day!

2006-10-27 04:47:15 · 9 answers · asked by TC1 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

funny

2006-10-27 04:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL
excellent

2006-10-27 06:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0 0

That did give me a laugh heh! heh!

2006-10-27 04:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0 0

LOL good one

2006-10-27 04:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0 0

funny i guess

2006-10-27 04:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i agree, funny.

2006-10-27 04:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i giggled. good job.

2006-10-27 05:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by nattie171 1 · 0 0

lol

2006-10-27 15:32:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

lol

2006-10-27 07:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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