Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
2006-10-27 04:44:41 · 17 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.
I went to buy some and I said to the girl "Can I have three condoms please Miss?"
"Don't 'Miss' me." She said.
"OK" I replied, "Make it four!"
2006-10-27 04:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coyote
Thats the best one yet
2006-10-27 14:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pure class!!!!!! It never gave me the hump,I had a good giggle!!!!
2006-10-27 16:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-27 12:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.. i've heard that one before
2006-10-27 11:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah like it,lol
2006-10-27 13:43:48 · answer #6 · answered by lippylisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH holy **** i wonder what the pharmacist's reaction was
2006-10-27 12:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jackie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best I've read today.
2006-10-27 11:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow my stomach hurts from laughing too much xXx
2006-10-27 11:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 11:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋