A single lady places an ad in the newspaper looing for a single man:
SINGLE WOMAN SEEKING HANDSOME MAN
MUST NOT BE ABUSIVE
WILL NEVER WALK OUT ON ME
MUST BE WELL ENDOWD
a couple weeks later theres a loud hard knock at her door
she goes to answer the door and to her surprise theres a man with no arms or legs she asks him how she may help him he replys im here to answer your ad.
i have no arms so i could never hit your i have no legs so i could never walk out on you
than she replyed i also said well endowd
he replyed how do you think i knocked on the door?????
2006-10-27 04:19:33 · 13 answers · asked by Jasmine M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-10-27 04:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by TJD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible...
2006-10-27 04:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one LOL
2006-10-27 04:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
10/10
2006-10-27 04:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...man I would have laughed even louder if I knew what endowed meant! but it was funny!
Thanks
~browneyes~
2006-10-27 04:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it's OMG LOL!
2006-10-27 04:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....now thats a kind of man i need! lol
2006-10-27 04:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-27 05:22:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-10-30 06:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welll lordy lordy .. ain't that just a gut buster! thanks for the laff...
ohhhh was his name "MATT" ... no arms, no legs... door matt...
2006-10-27 04:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh my! LOL
2006-10-27 04:22:38 · answer #11 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋