On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy".
While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.
"'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
2006-10-27 03:34:21 · 14 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO .. ohh can you imagine the widow's reaction on that one! thanks for the laff on this friday morning! = ) have a good one!
2006-10-27 03:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-10-27 10:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
he built a grave yard! so that doesnt make a shopkeeper anymore.i think hes a dread ripper!!lol
2006-10-27 10:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats is funny
2006-10-27 10:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by faybe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, I would loved to have been at the funeral to see their faces
2006-10-27 10:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg.. thats kinda sad.. (well for the ppl at the funeral)
2006-10-27 10:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool!!fantastic!!!really humourous!!!thanks for givin me dis joke i m gonna tell it to ma friends and if u don mind take da credit!
2006-10-27 10:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they probably wouldn't have read the flowers 2 sad 2
but if they would have -- hilarious!!
2006-10-27 10:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by Madam T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! LMAO!!
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-27 10:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by AB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is the best one ive seen for the day. i love it!
lmao.
2006-10-27 10:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋