**THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning. ...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
2006-10-27 03:28:03 · 13 answers · asked by kisme86 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute :) Thanks.
2006-10-27 03:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by AB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy and his spouse have been arguing jointly as using down a rustic street. they argued till they have been given bored with it and stopped speaking to a minimum of one yet another. They have been passing farms as they drove. As they surpassed one farm, the spouse broke the silence while she observed a team of pigs in the back of a fence. She asked, "a number of your kin"? He spoke back, "yeah, in-rules".
2016-12-28 06:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-10-27 03:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes im going trickortreating and im gonna get some candy i mean
2006-10-27 04:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSWROTFL
(pisssing my self while rolling on the floor laughing)
2006-10-27 03:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
It's a Goodie.
2006-10-30 06:18:58 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good reasons mu have!i liked it
2006-10-27 03:39:32 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny but good, because this is so true. these aren't jokes, they're facts, and good points.
2006-10-27 03:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2006-10-27 04:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question, but cute...
2006-10-27 03:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by Answer-Me-This 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i get it well..... most of it
2006-10-27 03:35:32 · answer #11 · answered by Madam T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋