2006-10-27 03:15:45 · 37 answers · asked by LVTHEPLUMBER 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The chicken and the egg are in bed, the egg has a frown on her face , the chicken a smile , you work it out!!!!
2006-10-27 03:21:31 · answer #1 · answered by TRUEBRIT 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The chicken or the egg is a reference to the causality dilemma which arises from the expression "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". Since both the chicken and the egg create the other in certain circumstances (a chicken emerges from an egg; an egg is laid by a chicken) it is ambiguous which originally gave rise to the other. Purely logical attempts to resolve the dilemma result in an infinite regress, since an egg was caused by a chicken, which was caused by an egg, etc. Since every chicken originates from its egg,
It seems obvious the egg came first.
2006-10-30 10:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha! The age old question.
And I have the answer. Listen up everyone, this is the definitive proof, of what came first.
Let me tell you a story, a story of a young lad named Kevin J. He was walking across a farm one day, when he beheld an Egg lying on the ground. Next to the Egg was a chicken, and he sat on a rock and began to think. Which came first, the Egg or the Chicken. A Chicken is born from an Egg, but an Egg needs a Chicken to lay it.... so what came first.
After the seasons changed, Kevin J stood up, his finger jammed at the sky and with an excuberant cry he bellowed, "EUREKA!" Kevin J was excatic, for he had just solved the question that was created before time itself.
He grabbed the Egg, now prerry rotten after several months of sitting around, and picked up the remaining feathers of the chicken he had had to eat to keep his sustenance up for that time and wandered around the farm, looking for someone to tell his newfound knowledge.
Coming upon a farmer, he showed the man his Egg and Chicken feathers and exclaimed, "I have solved the riddle of what came first."
Gleaming with joy, he proclaimed the answer......
KEVIN J came first, for he discovered the Egg and Chicken before they discovered him.
Enjoy that knowledge.
2006-10-27 08:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chicken.
2006-10-27 03:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by Pia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
`1. Chicken - God.
2. Egg - Charles Darwin.
2006-10-27 03:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who came first, the egg or the chicken?
A chicken and an egg were having wild passionate sex. Afterwards, the egg immediately lit a cigarette.
I guess that answers the question.
2006-10-27 03:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The chicken
2006-10-27 03:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Herb Queen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The chicken.
2006-10-27 04:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The chicken~
2006-10-27 03:17:47 · answer #9 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The chicken.
2006-10-27 03:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by Mujer Bonita 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋