I've been invited to a fancy dress tonight!!! I haven't got an outfit. What can I go as with what I've got at

Question

home..or can I make something?????? HELP

Answer 1

just wear a pair of knickers and tell everyone that you have come as a premature ejaculation When they ask you what you mean, tell them that you have just come in your pants!

Answer 2

My daughter told me at 7:30 am that at 8:30 am, she had to have a costume for school, and was at a loss on what to be. We took a huge piece of cardboard, and sliced it down the middle. (You could use poster board) and we made the front & the back to a $100 dollar bill. we bent the top half of the boards, to make a place for it to rest on her shoulders, and cut a circle at the center to stick her head through. We duct taped it together - & it was a hit. You could put like white powder in your hair, to look like you're an elderly statesman. Otherwise, take a few empty boxes of breakfast cereal -- stick some plastic knives poking through the side of the box, and hang them on your clothing, calling yourself a "cereal/serial killer."

Answer 3

Wrap yourself in loo roll and go as an eco-friendly mummy

A cleaner - a scarf on your head with a roller sticking out of the front, a pinny, stockings half way down, a pair of slippers, a mop and a bottle of bleach

Answer 4

Use a sheet as a toga - Classic Godess/ heroine of your choice...add cotton wool to face as beard for male Gods/heroes/philosophers

All balck clothes + cardboard cutout mask = catwoman/ ninja/ assasin

Big hair, tight jeans, ripped T-shirt, bad make-up and jewellery= 80's pop/rock star

Spike hair, ripped jeans, vest, boots, heavy eye make up = punk

Back to the sheets=ghost

Bikini and two croissants attached to head= princess Leah

Short skirt, heels, skimpy top + trashy make-up = hooker (bonus, you'll get a lOT of attention)....

Answer 5

One year I was so stuck that I grabbed a roll of tape and wrapped myself up in crumpled newspapers. I was "last week's news!" It looked much like Robert DeNiro's character at the end of the 1985 movie "Brazil," if any of you have seen it. A walking mass of paper can be pretty creepy, although it doesn't work in rain! Cheers, and Happy Halloween!

P.S. Beware of shedding and take extra paper and tape with you!

Answer 6

You could try wearing a flowery blouse/top,flared jeans,flip flops,hair down with a flower in it to be a hippy chick.
Or a chequered blouse/top tied up at the front,jeans and boots with your hair in bunches to be a dixie chick.
But if you've got time go to Argos or Walmart(depends where you're from)and buy a black dolly and go as Madonna.

Answer 7

I've never been invited to a fancy dress. I wear fancy dresses but I've never gone to one.

Answer 8

Is there a prize? if so seeing from your avatar you're female so phone them up and tell them you're coming as the invisible woman and if they don't see you can you get it next time you see them and then have a nice comfy evening in in front of the TV..
Otherwise wear a black skirt white blouse and carry a notepad and pen and say you've come as a waitress.

Answer 9

Get an old sack or Dustbin liner & go as A Bag of Mischief!

Answer 10

Pirate! Dead easy, jeans tucked into knee high boots, stripey black and white top, or a big frilly shirt and a big black belt, loads of beads and a bandana on your head. You can fashion an eyepatch out of cardboard, and you're sorted!

Answer 11

Departed spirits. Wrap a sheet around you, with eye holes. Then tie bottles of wine, beer, whatever you've got.