The Real Jedi Duel
(Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand. It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down....)
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!
Luke: No! It's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true.
Luke: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader : Yes, C-3PO. I built him -- when I was only seven years old.
Luke: No!
Darth Vader : Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself: No lightsaber, no hand, no job and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swa
2006-10-27 03:00:55 · 19 answers · asked by angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant. Especially the part about not levitating his own ship out of the swa.
2006-10-27 03:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is great! You need to come up with more stuff like this. You may have a future in comedy, seriously.
2006-10-27 03:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by jasonheavilin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still got a wicked sense of humour ?
2006-10-27 03:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep! liked that, has smatterings of the Cowboy!!
2006-10-27 03:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it a l o t.
2006-10-27 03:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by shokasugi007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL sounds like my mom.
2006-10-27 03:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT thumbs up
2006-10-27 07:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like that.
2006-10-27 04:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so lame and long winded
2006-10-27 03:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I BECOME SO NUMB!!!!
TIRED OF BEING WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE!!!!!
FEELING SO FAITHLESS...
LOST UNDER THE SURFACE...
DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR EXPECTING OF ME....
I AINT WALKING IN YOUR SHOESSSSS>>>
2006-10-27 03:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by mpkardinal 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋