A young beautiful woman gets in a lift, smelling like expensive perfume, she turns to the old women and says arrogantly ``giorgio beverly hills" £100 an ounce....
the next floor another beautiful woman gets in the lift, smelling like expensive purfume,she also turn to the old woman and says "chanel No5 £150 an ounce"
about 3 floors later, the old women has reached her floor and is about to get out of the lift before she leaves ,she looks both of the women in the eyes , turns around bends over ,farts and says broccoli 49p a pound...................
2006-10-27 03:00:14 · 19 answers · asked by chelsea 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-10-27 03:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've got been a canines proprietor when you consider that i became 4 years previous. which ability i've got outlived extra effective than my honest proportion of sturdy canines, it on no account ever gets any much less complicated. you're saying she's nevertheless energetic, so i'm guessing she's no longer plagued by painful joints or hips. sounds like the incontinence subject is unquestionably one of well-being for the remainder of the family members, to no longer point out the scent and the cleansing. there may be something a vet can do for that, i'm uncertain. So the determination is will you sense answerable for putting her down? while a canines is suffering, the question is are you keeping her alive for you or for her. My own opinion, if there wasn't something a vet ought to do, i might shrink the area she would be ready to commute interior the homestead. My final canines had incontinence and bleeding issues with the aid of countless surgical procedures to do away with necrotic epidermis after a snake chew. to keep my carpeting I went to a chit device keep and offered sufficient tarps to cover the lounge and kitchen. Then stored her out of the remainder of the homestead. It made the homestead seem fairly undesirable, yet tarp became lots much less complicated to scrub than carpeting! I merely had to place her down approximately 6 weeks in the past, so i be responsive to what your dealing with. finally, you are able to choose. My heart is going out to ya guy.
2016-12-08 22:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by zagel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Fantastic
2006-10-27 03:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my Gosh!! that was so funny!! so much for the expensive perfume!!
2006-10-27 03:16:41 · answer #4 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....i laughed until i cried cuz this funky old lady i work with was telling me yesterday how certain veggies give her the worse gas and she said the worst offender was......you guessed it BROCCOLI! lol whew...i think im gonna be sick from laughing...lol
2006-10-27 03:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I probably wont win best answer for that either.
2006-10-27 03:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by Ask Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny
2006-10-27 03:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by littlequells 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guess those arrogant, beautiful young snobs got what was coming to them!! lol
2006-10-27 03:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i heard this one before !
2006-10-27 03:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by La parisienne ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hee hee very funny
2006-10-27 04:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋