Who Runs the Human Body?
In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.
2006-10-27 02:53:20 · 17 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another totally funny one from you. Boo who so funny hahahehehoho ...I cant stop laughing!!!
2006-10-28 03:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agreed
2006-10-27 03:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. very funny. here's a star and 10 of 10 for the joke.
2016-05-22 00:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by Clararose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was so funny iv copied n pasted it n emailed it 2 everyone i no.
Thanks for the laugh. x
2006-10-27 02:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have said the moral was " you can never argue with an @sshole! but urs works ! lol
2006-10-27 02:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send this to the boss
2006-10-27 03:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.
2006-10-27 04:19:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-27 05:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for my >snerk< of the morning.
btw - my dad had me type that out and make copies for all his bosses at his retirement party...in 1970!
still a good one tho!
2006-10-27 04:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good mora. i totally liked it!lol
2006-10-27 02:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋