One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2006-10-27 02:35:42 · 30 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great well done, your such a funny bloke!!!
2006-10-28 03:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah heard it before, but it still makes me laugh. Here is one for you. Enjoy.
A man was in a long line at the grocery store.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy.
He thought what he had seen was way too cool.
He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...
"Cleanup, register 5!"
2006-10-27 02:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now u are the kind of joke teller I would like 2 hear jokes from.
2006-10-27 02:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by adi_dude4009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what she gets for trying 2 b a hoochie monster! lol
2006-10-27 02:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this b4 but still it made me laugh!!
Someone's joke is good too!
2006-10-27 02:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mermaid♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
i laughed my as off.
now THAT was a good one!
feels horny!!lol
2006-10-27 02:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one - it certainly made me laugh
2006-10-27 02:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by amanning60 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny xx
2006-10-27 02:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Good One
2006-10-27 02:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-27 02:39:50 · answer #10 · answered by littlequells 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋