Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up in
Jack's
Mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
Got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and
Asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the
night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
House all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
"I'm afraid neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry ," Jack said.
"We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,
And the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined
that was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
House and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm
afraid
I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?
Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)
2006-10-27 02:13:31 · 24 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a twist! Didn't expect that coming!
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2016-10-03 00:36:50 · answer #2 · answered by hobin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-10-27 04:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahahaha hahahha
2006-10-27 02:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarah, Sweetheart, I have read many a jokes in this section,
none as clean and in good humour as this.
you have given me a smile for the rest of the week.
Keep it up baby,
2006-10-27 02:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice twist. Just shows you how peoples minds work.
2006-10-27 02:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.
I first heard this from Dave Allen (Dave Allen at Large) on his TV show in the seventies but it's still excellent though his version lasted several minutes & he finished it with "Thanks very much, she's died & left me half a million pounds"
2006-10-27 02:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by frankobserver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now tha's what i call a good JOKE thumbs up girl
2006-10-27 12:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny!!!
i thought she was going to be pregant and Bob used Jakes name and she thought that Jake was the father!!
lol
2006-10-27 03:14:33 · answer #9 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not expect that but it kinda had a sad ending.
2006-10-27 02:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋