70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
2006-10-27 01:30:23 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats cute!!! Thanks for the giggle!!!
2006-10-27 01:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by MommaSchmitt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny....but jimmy why do people like you insist on shoving your opinion in where ever you can...it was a joke joyce....we dont need to hear once again that you dont beleive in god....ffs
2006-10-27 01:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More proof that God doesn't exist except in the mind of the bewildered.
2006-10-27 01:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by jimmyfish 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that gave me the well deserved laugh that i needed this morning. TY!
2006-10-27 01:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by tsd574 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 02:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..its funny
2006-10-27 02:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its aiight!!
2006-10-27 02:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny!!!
2006-10-27 01:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!VERRY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-27 01:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!!
2006-10-27 01:36:09 · answer #10 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh my goodness. thats funny! Thanks!
2006-10-27 04:06:51 · answer #11 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋