Mr jones keeps falling asleep in church during the sermons. So Mrs.Jones goes to the priest for help. He gives her a safety pin and tells her to jab her husband whenever he gives the signal.
So the next day they are in church and sure enough mr.jones falls asleep. Priest says"And who came down from heaven to save all mankind??i He goves the signal and mrs.jones jabs her husband "JESUS!" he shouts. "Thats correct mr.jones"the priest says.
He falls asleep again! the priest says "Who is our creator" He gives another signal and mr.jones is poked again. "GOD" he shouts. "Correct Mr.Jones" Throughout the sermon mrs.jones keeps prodding him with the pin, thinking the priest was giving signals when he wasnt.
Then the priest says "And what did eve say to adam when she bore his 99th son?" Mrs.Jones jabs him with the pin and Mr.Jones shouts "IF U SHOVE THAT GOD DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A.SS!"
2006-10-26 23:32:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
actually ive never heard of it, and i love it!!!! :)))))) V funny!!!!!
2006-10-26 23:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by amethyst2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jonny doping it in the re leason is funnier. see back a couple of days ago
2006-10-27 01:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goody. Love it. LMFAO
2006-10-26 23:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, its old but still makes me laugh, thanx or remindin me of it.
2006-10-26 23:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahha I never heard that one before.
Brilliant
2006-10-26 23:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you went over board, but I like it. I have a sick mind.
2006-10-26 23:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The oldies are the best!!!! lol ha ha
2006-10-27 02:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ve never heard it before!good one!
2006-10-26 23:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by girl24gr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVED THIS ONE... i am still laughing
2006-10-27 01:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by lisa n florida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Too old - too ponderous - too contrived - too obvious
2006-10-26 23:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG........
it is funny ...... lol
Thanks for sharing : - )
Have a lovely weekend :- )
2006-10-27 02:01:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋