2006-10-26 23:28:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
You start to feel overly relaxed and confident. Most people don't know until its already hit them.
2006-10-27 00:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When your actually shouting and you think that your talking normally, when you cant stand anymore, you fall over or feel dizzy or when your walking home singing a the top of your voice and dancing and waving when your walking down the street haha!! =) When you start talking to people you would never have talked to before of you weren't drunk, when you sleep with a guy that is not your type but your to drunk to notice!¬!!!!
2006-10-26 23:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are drunk when you ask the question, "How do you know when you're drunk?" by typing "how do you know win you drunk???", he, he. Seriously, if the room is moving, and you are not in a moving vehicle, you are drunk. If you blow into a breath analyzer and it says you have exceeded the legal limit, you are legally drunk (this can change from one location to the other). If you are concerned that you might test to be drunk, consider yourself drunk. Even if you drink and somehow figure you are not drunk, reconsider. If your girlfriend seems a lot taller all of a sudden and you can't figure out how you are able to look up her skirt while she is standing, you are definitely stewed.
2006-10-26 23:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by OldMan1944 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Speech tells everything --- see below examples ----
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
2006-10-27 06:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by pooterosa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the police ask you to stand on one foot, touch the tip of your nose with the tip of your finger and tell you to count to thirty. If you only get to "one" and then fall over, your drunk.
2006-10-27 12:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are drunk win you can't spell when.
2006-10-27 11:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by andrachuk 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When you order the next round before you finish the one on the table.
Hey...Bartender...another round here...
2006-10-27 00:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by minijumbofly 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i know i'm drunk when i insist i'm not drunk
2006-10-27 00:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
l. by the spelling
2. you won't need to ask
3. in the morning you wished you had drank more responsibly
the night before!
2006-10-26 23:32:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
When you can no longer spell correctly
2006-10-26 23:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by Michael K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋