He took me frm the bar and put me in his car
He removed my top and put his lips on my mouth,
wat u dirty mind thinking of me ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Am just a bottle of wine !
2006-10-26 23:14:05 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so funny.
2006-10-27 16:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about this one?
What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?
2006-10-26 23:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To oracle_916: it's the bottle talking. It says him, and it's the man that takes it's top off. Read it properly.
2006-10-26 23:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oah. I was stund before reading the line ''Am i bottle of wine''. I am sorry. I thought bad about you before reading the line ''Am i bottle of wine''. Its a good joke.
2006-10-27 00:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People should not be leaving bars to go drink in their cars. I do believe that it's illegal to be behind the wheel of a car with an open alcohol container, whether the car is stationary or not.
So...
BAD JOKE!!!
2006-10-26 23:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by redstarzero 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry to dissappoint you but I herad this one when I was 12
2006-10-30 18:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Peeved with the world 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved this 1
2006-10-26 23:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by mini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Kudos to you. A Good One! LOL.
Have a nice evening!
2006-10-30 06:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yeah
2006-10-26 23:16:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-26 23:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-26 23:17:16 · answer #11 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋