A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now...
2006-10-26 23:13:04 · 29 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
2006-10-26 23:13:15 · update #1
these jokes are certainly brightening up a boring friday at work!!!!!
2006-10-26 23:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mizz Julie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
Let me tell u one now.
One day a priest and Michael Jackson was crossing a road.The priest was carrying a bottle of juice and was going to the church.Jackson was carrying a bottle of juice and was going to a concert.Then at one point they both fell into a hole in the road and their bottles got mixed up.After a few minutes they both managed to climb out,and started heading for their own destination.When the priest reached the church he drank the juice and instead of praying...started singing "Baby Be Mine"!!!!!!And when Jackson reached the concert he sat down,drank the juice,and...started praying!!!!
2006-10-27 06:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-10-27 06:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by trixyt1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic!
2006-10-27 06:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-27 06:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by peteandraeann 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its funny.. I've heard a lot better.. I would say its right there in the middle.
2006-10-27 06:16:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, you just put a smile on my face.
2006-10-27 06:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good laugh
2006-10-27 07:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent stuff.
2006-10-27 09:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha jus a little tho! lol
2006-10-27 06:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by B. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋