Fatty and Skinny were in the bath fatty blew off and skinny laughed,
Fatty and Skinny were in the bed Fatty Blew off and Skinny was dead.
Does any one know any of these jokes its just my younger brother loves them!?!?! and these are the only two he knows.
2006-10-26 23:05:33 · 17 answers · asked by carlaroberts18 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fatty and skinny were in the garden
fatty blew off and skinny said pardon
fatty and skinny were out to play
fatty blew off and skinny flew away
2006-10-26 23:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by leila b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fatty And Skinny Jokes
2016-10-02 00:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by kellan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Fatty and Skinny sat down to dinner! Fatty ate Skinny's and now he is much thinner! Fatty and skinny were sitting in the bath... Fatty farted and skinny had a bubble bath!
2016-04-04 03:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fatty and Skinny went to the Zoo
Fatty got lost in the Elephants poo
Skinny went home to tell his mum
But all he got was a smack on the bum,
Skinny said to Fatty,
"You're really such a slob,
you're stomach's such a floppy one,
it must obscure your nob.
Surely that's a problem,
when you're on the job?"
Said Fatty, "I'm a girlie"
and smacked him in the gob.
Fatty and Skinny had a race
Up and down the pillowcase
Fatty said it wasn't fair
Because he lost his underwear
Fatty and Skinny had a race,
All around the pillow case,
Fat fell down and broke her face,
That's how Skinny won the race!
Fatty and Skinny went to a dance,
Skinny got lost in Fatty's pants!
My old grans a dustman,
She wears a dustmans cap,
She went round the corner to watch a football match.
Fatty passed to skinny, skinny passed it back,
Fatty did a rotten shot and knocked the goalie flat.
Where was the goalie when the ball was is the net,
Half-way round the corner with his knickers round his neck,
Granny brought a stretcher,
Granny brought a bed,
They filled his bum with Pedigree Chum
Then they found he was dead.
2006-10-26 23:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fatty and skinny fell out of a tree
fatty landed on top and broke skinny's knee
fatty and skinny sat down to dinner
fatty ate skinny's and now shes much thinner
fatty and skinny bought a cat
fatty sat on it and made skinny a hat
fatty and skinny went to the loo
fatty had a wee and skinny a poo
2006-10-26 23:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure there was one about a race
Fatty and Skinny were having a race,
after that it gets blurry but assume there was flatulence involved.
2015-06-01 00:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fatty and skinny went to war fatty killed skinny with an apple core.
Remember that from school.
2006-10-26 23:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i can't remember them only the ones you have already said.
i do sorta remember this one
fatty and skinny had a bath
fatty fell down & made skinny laugh
2006-10-26 23:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love watching TV, I love the animal shows, the medical shows and the court docket and Judges shows
2017-02-02 08:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope first time ive ever heard of these
theyre quite funny though
sorry i cant help
x
2006-10-26 23:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋