A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2006-10-26 22:49:50 · 16 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww ,now thats not nice, maybe the fire was just too big...
2006-10-26 22:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have been used for duck searching some time past, then as protection for coach horses, napping interior the stables with them. The canines ran beside the horses and coaches for the period of the day, helping to sparkling the way. They grew to alter into used with the firewagons. A pink hat became placed on them and that they ran previous to the firewagons whilst needed. using fact of this they're mascots on the instant of hearth companies.
2016-11-25 23:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality LMFAO
2006-10-26 23:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one lol
2006-10-26 23:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a ripper,good joke.
2006-10-26 22:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another good laugh,thanks.
2006-10-27 02:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny !! lol but quite rude ! but who cares !
2006-10-26 22:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by La parisienne ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, must tell that to my husband
2006-10-27 04:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by DAWN B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he a classic joke
2006-10-26 22:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-26 22:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋