A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O?clock in the morning, A resounding noise came form outside... The woman, sort of bewildered, Jumps up from the bed and yells at the man Sh*t!, that must be my husband!So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked.He jumped out the window like a crazy man,Smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush,Then he stood up and started to run fast to his car. Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman I'm your husband, you bit*h!!! So the woman answers- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you running?!! You son of a ....!
2006-10-26 22:18:28 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
someone reported you? I don't believe it. I love ur jokes!! I come in here most days, generally to read ur jokes! They are all so funny. I think urs are definitely the best jokes here. Besides, u do warn everyone that it is a naughty joke, so people easily offended shouldn't read them.
Personally, i frequently give u thumbs up on ur jokes!
(and no, I'm not just saying this so u pick me as best answer! i truly love ur jokes) I have actually copied lots of ur jokes and sent them on to people, everyone likes them.
Please post more!!!!
Cheers, Deanna
2006-10-27 03:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey now, this and most jokes on here are for the world to enjoy. Of course we must be somewhat cautious with parts of our writings; however, logically, if it seems like one would be offended, then just skip that one posting, or 'better', get a msg to the poster in the 'your answer' area and tell them. Also, of course, most of us have the ability to quit reading at the offensive part and go to something else. Folks, this is a positive site, bringing humor out here for all of us. Glad you all are here, because I have either written or memorized more jokes from here to pass on than ever in my life-and I am a funny guy. Alright, now, quit laughing...this isn't funny!!! Peace Ya'll
2006-10-27 12:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by John L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good for you VooDoo Child! You deserve to have all of your questions re-posted, because they shouldn't have been reported in the first place. Two years is a long time though. :-0 I thankfully have only had a few questions removed, I've never gotten them re-posted though, some I haven't bother to appeal though, and the last one that got removed I never even got a notice for to appeal it and I had already chosen BA. I only found out it had been removed when I went back into my questions to choose BA for another question.
2016-05-22 00:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way can YOU quit posting jokes. I agree with Deanna, you have some of the best on here. Until yahoo tells you to stop, keep posting!!!
2006-10-27 06:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think its very funny ^_^
you know what, i have 3 questions that have been deleted before. i felt bad about it cause i don't find anything in it that should be reported. so i posted a question regarding it. there are so many encouraging words. i personally think that if they don't want one's post they should leave it alone. you might want to read their answers. also, i forgot to pick the best answer in here cause of tight work schedule.
smile ^_^ don't let it affect you
2006-10-26 22:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry but these jokes are lame, no there was nothing profane but this isn't a jokes posting site this is a q @ a forum, me personally I could care less as I sometimes appreciate a good joke
2006-10-26 22:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nevermind those with no sense of humor Pd, keep on posting!
2006-10-27 00:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL.
Some days have roses, some days have thorns.
2006-10-30 07:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny rofl
2006-10-27 02:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny.
2006-10-26 22:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋