A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the door attendant says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming...
2006-10-26 22:15:06 · 11 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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...at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."
2006-10-26 22:15:46 · update #1
Did that bloke get home alive? When he did was he in one piece?
2006-10-26 22:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke tee hee
2006-10-28 07:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. An Ike and Tina moment coming on? LOL.
2006-10-30 15:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-27 05:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, there is no way he can explain this mess….
2006-10-27 05:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW- SHED BETTER GET TESTED...... what a peice of work----its kinda sad.
2006-10-27 05:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-27 09:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* haha
2006-10-27 05:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before, but anyway, thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-27 05:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-10-27 05:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋