Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for hours
Step 14: Test the lurkey for numbness
Step 15: Take the oven out of the lurkey
Step 16: Floor the lurkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself nuther scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
2006-10-26 21:30:15 · 10 answers · asked by Zodiac_Child 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
drinking and cooking......... sounds fun
2006-10-26 21:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good old down home turkey dinner to me!
Thanks for the fun joke!!
Keep on posting more jokes.
2006-10-27 18:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course that's only if an Englishman or Canadian is drinking. Us Scotsmen (and some Americans I've met) can handle our whiskey. (Bring me my single malt in a warm glass again waitress and my tips become zero...) :D
2006-10-27 04:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by darkness_returns 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is anyone surprised that the Scot ("darkness") wasn't going to leave a tip?
2006-10-27 06:34:36 · answer #4 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda cute. Keep it up and post more!
2006-10-27 04:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haa.. nice one. actually laughed out loud to this one.
2006-10-27 04:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg Ton ton I'm going to die laughing!!!!
2006-10-27 04:34:56 · answer #7 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-27 05:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nine oce!
2006-10-27 04:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.........great!
2006-10-27 04:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋