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Johnny lives in an apartment, 6 floors up –
He comes home early from work to try to catch the guy who’s having an affair with his wife.
He rushes into the kitchen looking for the man & he hears a car pulling away.
Grabbing the refrigerator, he hurls it out of the window, smashing the car below.
His wife is furious and smacks him in the face with a frying pan.
He wakes up the next day in hospital, with his nose spread right across his face.
Looking right, he sees another guy who has both legs strapped up and both arms in plaster.
”What happened to you?” he asks.
“I was just leaving for work & some idiot throws a fridge at my car!”
Embarrassed he turns to the left - where there’s a guy laying there head to toe in a plaster cast & tubes going in and out of him.
He asks the guy,
“Whoa, what happened to you?” to which the guy replied -
”well.... there I was, sitting in this refrigerator ......."

2006-10-26 21:01:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

OMG .... good one...
Thanks for sharing ..lol
Have a lovely weekend : - )

2006-10-27 02:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

wow!, poor guy leaving for work- theres a pretty good excuse.

2006-10-26 22:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1 0

good one

2006-10-26 21:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good one.

2006-10-26 21:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that was pretty good

2006-10-26 21:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by ninja cat 4 · 1 0

Well now they know where not to hide. LOL.

Thanks for the laugh.

2006-10-26 21:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Zodiac_Child 3 · 2 0

OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

2006-10-26 21:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 1 0

Good one! Thanks and post more!

2006-10-26 21:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1 0

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