with out someone feeling bloody offended especially if you consider you tell or ask jokes in the...Jokes category *gasps
2006-10-26 20:08:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jokes devalue this site try a teenage chat site instead.
Last Request
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn''''t want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn''''t even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
2006-10-26 20:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by j_emmans 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any kind of humour has the potential to offend - that's what makes it funny sometimes. But some people forget where they are in Yahoo and take things too literally. It's the jokes section, don't go there if you think you might be offended.
2006-10-26 20:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that a lot of people dont bother checking the category before they answer, its obviious that in the jokes category you dont need an answer, otherwise you would'nt be able to tell the joke.
Its just ignorance on the part of the officious who think there here to police answers for everyone else
2006-10-26 20:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by dopeysaurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering the same thing. It seems that you can't include peoples age, colour, gender or religion for example, either in jokes or as a serious question without somebody accusing you of being racist, ageist or sexist. I think people should learn to lighten up a little and remember which category they're visiting.
2006-10-26 21:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absoblooylootly..... Life's too short to be offended by what appears on this site. Maybe I could become a Catholic, then I'd be forgiven every week for taking the p*** out of others (suppose that's offended a million or two)
2006-10-26 20:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are far too many serious people on here now. Why bother to look in the joke section? If you're easily offended you are bound to find something to upset you. Stupid people!! Carry on telling your jokes, the majority of people haven't got their heads stuck up their own a***.
2006-10-26 20:14:43 · answer #6 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know tell me about it
people just need to lighten up
it's meant to be a joke
if you dont find it funny then go and look at a different one
dont send messages saying that its offensive because the person whose question it is could get offended by your comment
i agree with you all the way
xx
2006-10-26 22:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look in some of the other categories. That's where the jokes have gone. Look under Religion and Spirituality. Some of those questions have me rolling on he floor!
2006-10-26 20:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i thought your question that prompted muslim jokes was good to and the jokes were funny. We should be able to laugh about anything there`s a joke to fit any subject - what`s wrong with laughing?
2006-10-26 20:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by vivi-mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a lot of people on here have had a sense of humour bypass watch somebody take offence and report this answer as abuse
2006-10-26 20:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋