does anyone have any muslim jokes. my mate keeps saying all the irish ones and i dont have any muslim jokes and no im not being racist...if you feel i am being racist ******* CHILL OUT!!!!
2006-10-26 19:52:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have a pretty lame iraqi joke and believe me its lame lol
it goes
how many iraqi's does it take to launch a missle?
one to load it,
one to launch it
and one to watch CNN to see where it lands
Extremely lame huh, kind of funny but lame none the less
2006-10-26 19:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by beautifullybroken 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
this is a 3 part joke...
Q) What do you call one million Muslims on the moon?
A) Problem
Q) What do you call two million Muslims on the moon?
A) Problem
Q) What do you call all the Muslims in the world on the moon?
A) Problem Solved
(just jokes no offense intended)
2006-10-26 21:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by GothicRevolution 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A muslim, a christian and a jew were travelling in a boat,
The jew was busy calculating the interest on the cost of his ticket,
and what is interest asked the Muslim,
You dont know what interest means you stupid man, said the christian, You dont deserve to live in this world,
Do u know abraham lincon he asked the Muslim,
No said the stupid muslim, Then u dont deserve to live in this world,
Have you read Aristotle? asked the christian, No ! excalimed the muslim, Then u dont deserve to live in this world, Said the christian,
Do U have any sense of banking, asked the jew, No says the Muslim.
Just then there was this storm and the boat started to sway in the waves and was filled with water,
Do u know how to swim, asked the stupid muslim,.
No say the jew and the Christian,
Then you dont deserve to live says the muslim and dives into the sea.
2006-10-26 20:44:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why don't Muslim men get circumsized? There's just no end to those p.r.i.c.k.s.
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? Full facial nudity.
2006-10-26 23:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a englishman a chineese and a muslim in a hot air ballon the hot air ballon was getting over loaded and each one had to chuck somthink out
the chineese im chuking toys out i got to meany in my country
the muslim im chukinging bombs out i got to meany in my country
the english im chuking muslims out i got to meany in my country
2006-10-26 21:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by blah blah blah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many iragi's does it take to fire a rocket?
3
1 to load it
1 to fire it
1 to steer it
one more....
if you wipe your butt with a muslims head wrap, does that make him a "sheet" head
No Disrespect. Just Jokes.
2006-10-26 20:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, i haven't got any muslim jokes but this might fit;
Where does saddam keep his C.D's?
In Iraq.......
Sorry again, it wasn't very good, but it made me laugh.
2006-10-26 21:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Muslims are quite offended by being called ragheads. It is not a rag it is actually a small sheet. So from now on they would like to be known as little sheet heads.
2006-10-26 20:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by jambo 2 · 8⤊ 2⤋
a muslim man is sitting on his donkey with a very heavy bag on his back. his friend comes up to him and says, "why don't you just put the bag on the donkey's back?" the muslim man says, "no that's not fair on the poor thing, he's already got heavy old me on his back!"
i suppose this joke could be used with any nationality that rides donkeys.
2006-10-26 19:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
A MUSLIM WOMAN CAME TO MY FRONT DOOR LAST NIGHT.
RATHER THAN OPENING THE DOOR I LOOKED THROUGH THE LETTER BOX AND SAID "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT??"
2006-10-30 10:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋