to help me perform self-felatio or not!
2006-10-26 19:44:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
If you have somebody to unknot you afterwards
2006-10-26 19:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by Starlight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it can. What you need, in conjunction with each other, is the Lotus position (bend the right knee and bring the right ankle to the left hip crease with the sole of the right foot facing upwards. Settle the foot into the hip crease. Bend the left knee and cross the left ankle over to the right hip crease with the sole of the left foot facing upwards.) and the Standing Forward Bend - Uttanasana (dive the arms out to the side while folding forward. Make sure the fold come from the hips, deepening the hip creases, and not from the back. Bring the fingertips in line with the toes and press the palms flat. Engage the quadriceps muscles of the thighs. The more you use your quads the more the hamstrings, which are the muscles on the back of the thighs, will open up. Bring your weight a little bit forward into the balls of your feet so that your hips stay over the ankles. Let your head hang). After around three months, you'll be sa -tis -fied. Huh huh.
I feel the need to add here that you shouldn't do any of this crazy stuff with an instructor present. It hurts when you don't know how, y'know.
Also, maybe just .. get a girlfriend? Or a hooker? How does a hooker sound?
2006-10-26 23:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren F 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yoga is made to relax your muscles and stretch. So you might be able too, but i think a circus course in gymnastics or contortions would work better.
2006-10-26 19:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by Cèdes Arsène 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yoga does make you more supple and bendy.. I see a video clip of a bloke giving himself head before so is posible. why would you want to perform it on yourself get some bloke or even women to do it for ya
2006-10-26 19:47:49 · answer #4 · answered by stuio 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did hear once somewhere that the only way a man could do it was if they had their bottom ribs removed.
Why would you want to though?
2006-10-26 20:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but if you convert to Hinduism you may be a dog in your next life.
2006-10-26 19:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by iansand 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just need to grow a bit !
2006-10-26 20:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by Aspphire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try it and see.
2006-10-26 21:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by RNH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just sick
2006-10-26 19:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by RAGE FURY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋