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Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.

This week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo, Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! It's been a year! (I told him.)

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....

He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.

2006-10-26 19:20:43 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

You have a following now!! That was great! Thanks for the laugh

2006-11-01 05:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0 0

LMAO.. LOL. I think blonde Jokes are your speciality. okay that was a lie. all jokes are. Love it. muah!!!! Your biggest fan..

2006-10-28 06:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LMAO that is just perfect good for her!

2006-10-28 20:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 2 0

good one

2006-10-26 22:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Just goes to show not all blondes are dumb. Thanks for the chuckle.

2006-10-29 19:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

GOOD ONE IF YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT

2006-10-26 20:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you have great jokes,lol

2006-10-26 19:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by kitty 4 · 1 1

LOL. I guess she did! LOL.

2006-10-30 07:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2 0

dumb blonde aint so dumb after all......very funny.....rofl

2006-10-26 19:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2 1

ROTFLMAO!

2006-10-26 20:18:36 · answer #10 · answered by FireKracker187 2 · 2 0

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