A group of Canadian retired teachers recently went to France on a tour.
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 86, was on the tour.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Canadians always have to show their passports on arrival in France."
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate your country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
2006-10-26 19:15:24 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was perfect!
2006-10-29 19:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh but the rudeness of the french guy made me smirk. Frenchies... the only think associated with them that I like is their food and for some apparrent reason, we have to call an american food french fries. LOL.
2006-10-28 06:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
to date as i comprehend the only places you dont could prepare your passport is while you're located in the ecu and traveling to a various ecu u . s . or in a Commonwealth u . s . (united kingdom, Canada, Australia etc) and traveling to a various commonwealth u . s ..
2016-10-16 11:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by winstanley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha ohlala
2006-10-28 20:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Les Grands Poulets! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-30 07:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Finally shut those Frenchies up!!!
2006-11-01 05:45:57 · answer #6 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhhahhahahhaha wicked:@
2006-10-26 20:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent.lol
2006-10-26 19:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
touchee !!!
2006-10-26 19:29:25 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋