mum,am i really a polar bear?
`yes dear you are.`
mumm,are you sure im a polar bear?
`of course dear,you have white fur,sharp teeth and claws,and you eat seals`
mummmm,am i really really a polar bear??
`for christs sake dear why do you keep asking?
coz im f***ing freezing mum!!!!
2006-10-26 18:59:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GooD One man . . .
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a
gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
2006-10-26 19:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by sndn_21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a bi-polar-bear
2006-10-26 19:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by caciansf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is it about polar bears that makes jokes about them so funny? i know so many and all of them are at least slightly amusing.
Chatup line:
Boy: hey, do u know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: no
Boy: neither do i but it certainly breaks the ice
2006-10-26 19:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still a great joke
2006-10-26 19:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. this one I liked!
2006-10-26 19:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm english and i live in england, am i a polar bear.....fxxx its cold
2006-10-26 19:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a minute but funny :D
2016-05-22 00:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-26 21:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very good hee hee
2006-10-26 19:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-26 19:15:32 · answer #10 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋