2006-10-26 18:31:52 · 12 answers · asked by calpal2001 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
What types
Comedy
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Romantic
Adventure
SCI FI
2006-11-02 15:33:45 · update #1
That's easy: either PeeWee Herman or Boy George. Take 'em to Texas to let 'em learn to walk and talk macho--and to live off other people's oil money.
Let Collin Farrell play his brother Jeb; Robin Williams, his father; Arnold Swarzenneggar in drag and wig, Barbara (remember Junior); and Charlton Heston, the ghost of Prescott Bush or one of the great-grandfathers, who made the family wealthy.
Now the problem is casting Karl Rove. One needs to go into the past and retrieve Peter Lorre, but that being impossible, the only one I can think of who could fake the innocent smile, all the while twisting the knife, keeping his wind-up toys going, and playing the Machiavellian power-monger would be Jack Nicholson. You'd have to pad his cheeks and belly a bit, but he could do it. He'd be a sure winner of the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor (even though the Academy would know that he actually--obviously--played the lead).
Oh, Laura? Hmmm. Maybe Britney Spears. Or Paris Hilton.
Then again, maybe Madonna.
As preparation, the whole cast would have to watch George C. Scott in PATTON. They must NOT "cut and run."
The title of the movie should be Boy George and the Dragon. But the lead character will keep getting mixed up as to whether he's called King George. . er . . Saint George . . er . . Gorgeous George.
Of course, the Dragon, named Wyrm, Major Domo (or wmd, for short) will never appear on camera. But his roarings will be heard, amplified. They'll sound just a bit like oil rigs in action.
Just a bit.
2006-10-26 19:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by bfrank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dana Carvey
2006-10-27 10:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kato Kaylin! And Paris Hilton can play Laura Bush.
Seriously, I think Kevin Spacey would be great.
2006-10-31 07:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Damien C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumbo
2006-10-27 01:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by robinallsup 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't some actor start playing him now???? PLEASE! For the rest of this benighted presidency? Any actor would have to better at the job that GB himself.
2006-10-27 01:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by alison k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An unknown actor(A chimp from the local zoo would do fine!).
2006-10-27 05:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by stoner38 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bozo the clown
2006-10-27 01:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone that is willing to act like an *** on screen!
2006-11-02 23:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by baddgirl28 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his administration has been mocked by many....
Will Ferrell.... it has to be made into a comedy...
2006-10-27 01:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by ljohgt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guy who plays him on snl. lol
2006-11-02 00:10:26 · answer #10 · answered by Dweet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋