Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank.
A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible".
Joe smiled and said, "Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything. The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked. Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her. She cracked right up the middle".
Before he could finish the old lady fainted!
2006-10-26 17:58:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol
2006-10-26 18:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was going to fall off my chair laughing so hard. My hubby asked me what was wrong and I read him the story and he thought it was great too. He is a owner of 2 bayliner boats and they are his life! ha ha
2006-10-26 18:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by Carol H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 22:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by getts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. imagine what the poor old lady must be thinking & felt at that point of time... LOL.. good joke...
2006-10-26 18:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by Belle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One more like that and I'm suing you for the price of my dry cleaning.
2006-10-27 09:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have some of the best jokes out there.
2006-10-26 18:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Schlump 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My god, I have seriously become a fan of your jokes, dude!
2006-10-26 23:00:54 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!.....That was BAD!....tee hee!...
*stores it in the back of my brain for later use.....lol*
2006-10-26 18:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very obvious for the lady to get fainted ! Belive me I was having a cup of tea while reading the joke and I was about to get myself choked !!! Ha Ha Ha .......................Nice One .....Enjoyed it.............................Ha Ha Ha .......................Thanks for the "comedy of Error!"
2006-10-26 18:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT ONE ? LOL
2006-10-26 18:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋