The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
2006-10-26 17:55:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!!!
2006-10-26 17:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was raised to believe in waiting for marriage, but I didn't make it. I have had sex with 5 guys. Most of it was premarital. It has been a great ride. I have no guilt or regrets about it. Sometimes, I wish I had started sooner.
2016-03-28 08:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh uh I'm sorry that's a dumb joke. I really can't go along with it, if it ain't realistic. How could he not realize the truck rolled away from him and how come it didn't roll down after he got out of the truck if it's on a hill, stupid
2006-10-27 09:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Meowmixtape 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lock your car. Take the keys.
I wouldn't worry. It won't stand up in court
2006-10-26 17:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Double Ha, Ha, Ha
2006-10-26 17:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by John Scary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaaa... Just remember the brakes next time.... LMAO
2006-10-26 18:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Belle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My goodness!
2006-10-26 23:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kind of long but funny
2006-10-26 18:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by ineedya_00 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!!!!!
Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-26 18:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one.
2006-10-26 17:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by East Texan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋