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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle and a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horses ****, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets

2006-10-26 17:43:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

you probably seen your exboyfriend leaves his car and you are pissing off the cop purposely to get back at the ex boyfriend. not a bad idea. wouldnt wanna be on your bad side.

2006-10-26 17:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

gosh what a jerk
i would have done the exact same thing
props to you

2006-10-27 00:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by none 1 · 1 0

wow that was funny and congrats to standing up to a op. good for u.

2006-10-27 00:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 2 0

Very interesting and funny.

2006-10-27 00:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by Devaraj A 4 · 1 0

funny funny but poor dude who has to pay that

2006-10-27 00:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by luellenstar 2 · 1 0

geez what a stickler of the law.

2006-10-27 00:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I sooooooo want to do that.

2006-10-27 16:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 1 0

HAHAHAHAHA....that's cruel, but SO hilarious!!!

2006-10-27 00:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by DumBlonD 4 · 1 0

did not.

2006-10-27 05:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1 0

uh - huh... then??

2006-10-27 00:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Loso 2 · 1 1

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