The first little pig walked into a bar bought a beer drank it and asked where the rest room was, he used it and left.
The second little pig walked into the same bar bought a six pack, drank it and asked where the restroom was,used it and left.
The third little pig came in bought a case of beer drank it, and got up to walk out the door. "Hang on" said the bartender, "aren't you going to ask for the restroom?"
"No," said the pig "I'm sure you've heard of me, I'm the pig that goes wee wee all the way home."
2006-10-26
17:22:59
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