2006-10-26 15:24:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I got just thee words for ya. The only three words you need. This right here will "seal the deal" for you;
LONG HANDLEBAR TASSLES!
You'll be surprised at the new "milage" you get on your Moped, and we ain't talkin' gasoline either, Buddy! ***tipping cigar***
2006-10-26 18:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Forget the moped... Buy a Vauxhall Nova. Put a Formula 1 spoiler on it. Put dustbin lids on the wheels to look like alloys. Fluorecent lights under the side skirts and finally a 1000w sound system playing meaningless repetitive beats.
2006-10-26 22:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Wattsie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M SORRY TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU TODAY BUT, THERE IS NO WAY TO QUOTE "PIMP OUT UR MOPED", SO WOMEN WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU, LOL! A WORD OF ADVICE GET A CAR OR TRUCK AND IF THAT DONT WORK THEN WALK,LMAO! R U FOR REAL OR WAT?LMAO!!!!!!
2006-10-26 22:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by jasonjuicy1969 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Add dice to the windshield and add a license plate that says "Pimp Moped"...
2006-10-26 22:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by Miss J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dammit, tockers57, I wanted to say tassels!!
I think what will work is doing a righteous gangsta lean on that mini hog. When you continually wheely it over on its back, you can make wild grabs at all ladies who come over to tend your injuries.(provided you are conscious)
2006-10-27 06:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack up the gas cap and put a harley under it. then join the angels.
2006-10-26 22:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by La-z Ike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try wearing the "Cheap Helmet". You know the one, the paper bag over your head type. JK :) lol
2006-10-26 22:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a plastic basket in the back of it and decorate it with flowers. U Funny
2006-10-26 22:27:08 · answer #8 · answered by okinaps319 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOOOO! You need to call West Coast Customs so you can offically be pimped!...
2006-10-26 22:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry this is lame but it was the first thing that I thought of. Hahaha please dont send me hate mail
Put a Harley sticker on it..hahaha
2006-10-26 22:27:04 · answer #10 · answered by Missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋