Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.
If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dived into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time."
"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
2006-10-26 14:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(Rolls on floor laughing) that is a cute one, but I do know the answer - God is on a celestial fishing trip, and left a sign outside his door for those interested:
"Gone fishing, will be back in a millenia or two - then will check on humanity and see what they did to get themselves in trouble"
2006-10-26 15:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-10-26 15:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by a person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was the funnyest thing i have heard in a while. i dont know where he is but i think he is scuba diving somewhere in the Indian Ocean.
2006-10-26 15:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, he's hiding behind a veil somewhere in Afghanistan.
Good joke though!
2006-10-26 15:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is an very good joke and never looses if funny factor. No matter how many times it is read. Thanks for sharing
2006-10-26 15:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1. good 1........ thx for the 2 point tho.... keep those jokes comming..
2006-10-26 15:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good sense of humour!!
2006-10-26 16:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok wee man gods not missing i saw him yesterday it was his pie we stole.
2006-10-26 15:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by gers10_row 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good and not insulting.
2006-10-26 15:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by Rather be dead than red... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like this one.
2006-10-26 15:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋