Q.Why are fire engines red in colour?
Ans.
fire engines have ladders.
ladders have steps.
steps are one foot apart.
foot can be measured using rulers.
a ruler can b a king or a queen.
elizabeth is the queen of england.
elizabeth is also the name of a ship.
ships float on water.
water has fishes.
fishes hav fins.
fins r the people of finland.
the colour of the national flag of finland is red. so fire engines are red.........
2006-10-26 14:35:08 · 15 answers · asked by Skyler 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You put a lot of thought into this. Keep it up. An interesting read.
2006-10-26 15:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The colour of the national flag of Finland... Red? Erm... No? If you take that long to think about "funny" wordplay, then you could try to get little facts like that right. It's white and blue. Some older people from Finland would be offended if you claimed something like that to them; has got something to do with second world war and soviets. Take a history lesson one day.
2006-10-26 21:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh.. first of all this is not funny, second...not one wit true. Fire engines come in red or a bright nearly neon yellowish green. Both colors are meant to be attention getting.
2006-10-26 14:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the national flag of Finland is blue and white, so your joke has a serious problem...
2006-10-26 14:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by First L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you an engineer? This reminds me of the "Why engineers don't bake chocolate chip cookies" joke.
2006-10-26 15:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maximum suitable of THE - all of them are no longer purple in england there are eco-friendly fire engines additionally. fake - all British fire engines are purple. (the militia use eco-friendly ones (camouflage shade)referred to as eco-friendly goddesses.)
2016-10-16 11:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know if you made up this joke, but whoever did put a little too much thought into the answer.
2006-10-26 14:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always heard it......
"youd be red too if a bunch of people were jerking your hose around!!!"
I think that's a bit funnier...lol
2006-10-26 15:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by derek_lee_alby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that was much of a joke and they are not all red they could be yellow, pink, and blue
2006-10-26 14:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by nemo_lover101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you could have just said because RED mean emergency, But i know it was a joke so good job, its an ok joke.
2006-10-26 14:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋