I need to be amazed, i need sumthin that sound nasty but is crazy @ da end! Like:
I always wanted 2 ask, but I really shouldn't being asking you, I feel shy, embarrassed, but I want it sooooooo bad! Don't get me wrong, it’s just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this ,but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there's no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and hope I'm not being forward, I'm usually not like this, but...........can I have a piece of gum?
2006-10-26 14:33:38 · 11 answers · asked by Lil Red 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy walks into a bar and sees a girl sitting there. "man I would like to f*ck her!" He said aloud. His buddy heard him so the guy went over to the girl and talked to her for a minute. then he came back and said.
"Alright, she said okay, as long as you promise you're not gay." The other guy thought that that would be a funny thing to say but he promised her that he wasn't gay. So she took him back to her house and they started to get into it. the guy had the most amazing sex he had ever had! When they were lying in bed the next moring he turned to her and said.
"That was amazing but I have to know, why did you make me promise you that I wasn't gay." She turned to him and replied,
"Because the last time I was friends with a guy, I found out that he was gay."
"So."Replied the guy.
"Well I kind of felt uncomfortable when he grabbed me by the arms, threw me on the bed and shoved his dick up my a**."
"Oh, man that's aweful!" Replied the other guy.
"You're tellin' me, why do you think I got the sex change!"
2006-10-26 15:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride, "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open?' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up, however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
2006-10-26 23:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by summerbrze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy at buying a "Sex Frog" a beautiful blonde primpted and powdered, slipped on a skimpy negligee and climed right into bed. When the mammal failed to respond as promised, she called the pet store where she'd bought it.
"I'll be right over!" the clerk exclaimed.
Ding dong!
Once in her bedroom, the man began removing his clothes as he addressed the frog.
"Now this is positively the last time I show you how to do this!"
2006-10-26 23:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow i like that lolz it sounded like you were having sex or sumthin i was about to say maybe this is a little rated R for Yahoo Answers lolz
2006-10-26 21:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by La Femme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is green, red, and spins at 100 mph.
A frog in a blender. And i thought that wings of fire one was halarious.
2006-10-26 22:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im gonna try that tomorow on my mom-in law- gotta change the woirding though-eh back to the perfect stranger idea.
2006-10-27 06:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A dictator.
2006-10-26 21:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty Sunday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! I'll try to get back to you, ummm, maybe
2006-10-26 21:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know where u can get them from but that one was funny!!! PROPS!!
2006-10-26 21:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here u go
2006-10-26 21:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋